~sorry sorry sorry sorry nigga nigga nigga nigga~

Watched 3 movies in 4 days.

Achievement unlocked.

Ok i know its no big deal.

Nvm.

Verdict: 8/10

coz i simply love parodies.

In cantonese somemore. Its a first.

Verdict: 5/10

Lame storyline. Apparently breakdancing and Drunken fist originated from a beggar.

Okay a pretty damn pro beggar who can punch your lights out.

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Somebody is willing to be my guinea pig for this combo ^^

And I owe that guinea pig a drink :(

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Pretty glad Ms Moey cancelled ragging week.

Apparently we are disorientated enough from this orientation programme.

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Angpaus get less and less each year. Bro and cousins,and friends too, for that matter, faster get married so my annual income doesn't decline anymore

Tahun Baru Cina

Chinese New year is here!!!!!

Angpaus!!!

AWESOMEEEE

Bro is reaching KLIA tomorrow night!!!!!

with jars of OZ abalone-flavored macadamia nuts!!!!

AWESOMEEEE

New year feasts and dinners!!!

Arrowhead chips and crackers!!!

AWESOMEEEE

Sh!t load of maths homework!!

awesome

awesome

awesome

awesome

AWESOMEEE

Literally this much.

Except its in the form of papers and textbooks.

This time of year, I swear I will learn how to play poker and blackjack properly

I SWEAR

YOU HEARD ME

facebook's new layout sucks

Every action has an opposite reaction.

I took action today.

and I'm waiting for the reaction.

Or maybe Newton's wrong.

'farnee sinyee xD' sequel

Was browsing through my phone's image folder

(yes i know its no big deal but its a big deal when you've got a phone that takes 30secs to open a folder and apparently i don't do it often)

And look what I found

"Yo dawg check out mah skills"

Yeah lah very yeng lah :D

Guess who!

Bet yall noobs got pwnd :P

Sekhoong ponteng-ed yesterday

Constipated real bad.

Until his haemorrhoid bursted.

Too much blood.

Went hospital.

Nothing serious.

Quote of the day:

"I thought the leech followed me home and bit my ass" - SekHoong

Camp Teh Bomb

Yo world i know yall missed me

here's your weekly dose of awesome

Guess how I spent my weekends?

!!CAMPING!!

with a bunch of not-so-civilised people

A fine example caught on tape:

(BEWARE: Extreme vulgarity and mild gore. Viewer discretion is advised)

SekHoong VS Leech

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=308737124953&ref=nf

What's more awesome than finding a leech sucking blood near your groin in shower after activities?

What's more hilarious than a scenario of 4 guys helping out ONE girl during stream trotting?

What's better than gangbanging your lecturers with pails of water and waterballoons,execution-style?

Simply amazing

Now I just wished I had bought a weatherproof,shockproof,waterproof,fireproof,thunderproof,camwhoreproof Olympus

instead of my useless Sony T200

Just for camps.

Jian all the Wei

CNY is coming soon. To all ladies and gentlemen, fat and skinny, living and non-living organism,

I hereby beg of you to do just one thing before you go gamble all your angpau money away and emo at a corner,

Vote for Jian!

How to do that?

For Taylorians:

1. Take voting slip
2. Vote Jian
3. Insert ballot into appropriate box.

4. Congratulations! You have now made the right choice =)

For non-Taylorians:

1.) Proceed to your current institution's admin office

2.) Cancel your education course

3.) Head over to Taylor Hartamas

4.) Sign up for any desired course

5.) Repeat steps 1-3 under 'For Taylorians'

6.) Congratulations! You have now done the wrong thing but still made the right choice =)

Not this

But this :)

p.s. sorry for my lack of photoshop skills. you just wait. one day i'll create magnificent photos =)

farnee sinyee xD

This made my day :D

holymoly

Dad came home with shocking news.

my step-grandmother got scammed

she was walking on the streets of Imbi. near my dad's office.

2 ladies, 1 tall 1 short( according to the shopkeeper whom is a friend of my dad) approached her and talked to her. nothing suspicious apparently.

then, she went to the bank.

Luckily, somehow, my aunt was withdrawing money there. Saw her.

grandma told her she wanna withdraw RM80000. But its too large a sum so in the end the bank produced RM8000.

Aunt informed my uncle immediately.

Somehow, grandma slipped away.

Uncle was on the way to fetch her and attempted to catch the scammers red-handed.

But failed.

Grandma walked back to office empty-handed.

Sat there and stone.

Kept saying she needed to go home to get jewelries and stuff. As though she got hypnotized.

Uncle sent her home.

Aunties looked after her until 4pm, she awakened.

Couldn't recall what she did the whole morning.

Black magic? Hypnosis? I don't know.

God bless this place.