Jian all the Wei

CNY is coming soon. To all ladies and gentlemen, fat and skinny, living and non-living organism,

I hereby beg of you to do just one thing before you go gamble all your angpau money away and emo at a corner,

Vote for Jian!

How to do that?

For Taylorians:

1. Take voting slip
2. Vote Jian
3. Insert ballot into appropriate box.

4. Congratulations! You have now made the right choice =)

For non-Taylorians:

1.) Proceed to your current institution's admin office

2.) Cancel your education course

3.) Head over to Taylor Hartamas

4.) Sign up for any desired course

5.) Repeat steps 1-3 under 'For Taylorians'

6.) Congratulations! You have now done the wrong thing but still made the right choice =)

Not this

But this :)

p.s. sorry for my lack of photoshop skills. you just wait. one day i'll create magnificent photos =)

farnee sinyee xD

This made my day :D

holymoly

Dad came home with shocking news.

my step-grandmother got scammed

she was walking on the streets of Imbi. near my dad's office.

2 ladies, 1 tall 1 short( according to the shopkeeper whom is a friend of my dad) approached her and talked to her. nothing suspicious apparently.

then, she went to the bank.

Luckily, somehow, my aunt was withdrawing money there. Saw her.

grandma told her she wanna withdraw RM80000. But its too large a sum so in the end the bank produced RM8000.

Aunt informed my uncle immediately.

Somehow, grandma slipped away.

Uncle was on the way to fetch her and attempted to catch the scammers red-handed.

But failed.

Grandma walked back to office empty-handed.

Sat there and stone.

Kept saying she needed to go home to get jewelries and stuff. As though she got hypnotized.

Uncle sent her home.

Aunties looked after her until 4pm, she awakened.

Couldn't recall what she did the whole morning.

Black magic? Hypnosis? I don't know.

God bless this place.

All the little things

#07

Although it arrived a little late, it sure did drive away my nausea

Thx :)

Not so bad afterall

Had McEgg for breakfast this morning. Last minute thing coz bread expired and all those mushrooms start growing on it.

Speaking of expiring, does cheese expire too? It so happens that I found blue stuff all over my century-old pack of shredded cheddar. I thought cheese is already expired in the first place?

I think I might need a GPS very soon. My sense of direction isn't exactly top-notch and Malaysian road signs ain't helping much either.

It's glad to know my class ain't the only class that has a screwed up timetable. Sorry jian but I can't resist. Cheers :D

Apparently my friends who went Taylor's Hartamas met hell alot of people. In fact my friend met my friends. How cool is that :) Friends meeting friends makes the world go round.

Can't wait for orientation camp and ball.

I'm beginning to feel sick of getting stuck in a room overflowing with testosterones( i'm talking about 34 guys to 6 girls ratio) with endless piles of maths questions.

I NEED TO TAKE A BREATHER

T.G.I. Friday

I've never enjoyed shooting zombies so much in a long long time. Blood and fleshy bits splashing upon my LCD monitor...spanking them with a frying pan or electric guitar..naisssss.

Yes. Zombies. They're cool.

Scenario #1 :

Cool guy: Get a life, you lifeless zombie

Cool zombie: How?

Scenario #2:

Cinapet: Monkey brains so tasty

Zombie: Brains.......I want brains..........

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

Went for my 4th driving session today. If only I had 3 legs or simply an auto car for driving test, life would be so much easier.

Why would I need 3 legs you may wonder? Well, apparently you need your left hand to control the handbrake as you can't hit all gas,brake and clutch at the same time.

And you may wonder why I am being so fussy about using my left hand all the time for handbrakes? There are 3 reasons:

1.)I can't sms as my right hand is on the steering wheel.

2.)I can't wave at my friend if I happen to pass by them on the streets.

3.)I can't point my middle finger at the bastard who overtakes my car.

Saw this on my way back home from driving.

I shall let you guess what car this was is and post your answers on my cbox :)

Both drivers were sent to hospital. This car's driver should be fine since there's airbag. It hit the side of the van. Not so sure about the van's driver.

Moral of this incident:

Don't speed or drive absent-mindedly no matter

how sucky your college life is,

how much maths homework you have,

how badly Lakers got thrashed by Cavs,

how few readers visit my blog

methodist schools.. 2 OF A KIND ZOMGWTF

Its been a few days since I last posted...been busy reading through all my textbooks.

Ok the 2nd statement was a lie. School orientation started 2 days ago..and quick enough the big question was asked.

To use jacksparrow version textbooks OR brand new books?

Apparently I have 16 books altogether, 12 Maths books that cost RM65 each and 4 Science books at RM80 each. Great. I could've gotten myself an iPod Touch 32GB with that $$$.

Twelve

Twelve

Twelve

Twelve

Twelve MATHS BOOKS T%$#^%$&$%&%$&%$&(Sorry but censorship will be upheld on this blog wherever possible and dependent on mood :)

And the answer to the question? I've gotta buy all new maths books since our beloved maths lecturer is against jacksparrow.

Bloody hell I would make her eat all her pirated DVDs if I ever get a chance to ransack her house.

Anyway, let's go on about what we did on our 1st lecture day.

First Period: FurtherMaths

First atomic bomb of the day has been deployed. Basically homework will be given daily and due on the NEXT day, no exceptions nor excuses. Yay MsTeng+MsLeong combo is just BOMBastic.

Next: 4Hours of break

Mel,Cal,me,Joey and gang went to Pav by monorail (hehe jealous not). By the time we reached there, we were kinda surprised at why the shops are still closed. Somehow, nobody bothered to look at the time and figure BEFORE we walked all the way there. Its 8.45am. Earliest movie at 11.15am. So we bought coffee and walked all the way back to school and stone. Another awesome ordeal.

Next: Maths

We started off with Mechanics1. Motion on straight line. Except its x10 easier than addmaths and kinda equivalent to physics 2nd chapter. 10+ ques were done in class and another 10+ were given as homework. SUxxxxxxxx an hour of lifeless calculator spamming

Last: Chemistry

The lecturer speaks REALLY fast but with pauses in between words. Like bad constipation in which you take some time to force a HUGE roll of crap out. Those pauses are extremely useful for us to interpret what he just excreted. At least I learnt something today though. Not bad.

That's about it. Gotta get back to my maths homework. Ciao world

New Year

Hey world!!!! Well its 2010 peeps. A new year and decade dictate a new, soon-to-be awesome blog like this.

Apart from THAT awesomeness, this brand new year means so much more. It marks the end of high school life, the end of the TwinkleTots' chaotic reign of retardation, the end of listening to MdmMathews' 'inspiring speeches'(according to our school capt. Russell) and a whole lot of friends whom I won't be seeing anytime soon(except for those going to MCKL. Rats.) Gonna miss and cherish all those moments.

Naturally, college starts on the 4th of Jan. Doubt I'd have much of a 'college' life there since judging from every visible aspect, MCKL resembles a military school. Good or bad, you decide. Will be there for 1.5 years then I'm off. Who cares. Hope I can get through 1.5 years of mamak/OldTown food.

Ahhh yes, did I mention MCKL's new building which is due to complete around this time of year? Genuinely hope it doesn't fail epicly like WMS' did.

Gotta sign off. Again here wishing all dudes and dudettes a great year ahead. :)

p.s. nope jiayeei i'm not posting any lame jokes here. Not now, at least :)