Thursday, February 18, 2010

~sorry sorry sorry sorry nigga nigga nigga nigga~

Watched 3 movies in 4 days.
Achievement unlocked.
Ok i know its no big deal.
Nvm.
Verdict: 8/10
coz i simply love parodies.
In cantonese somemore. Its a first.




Verdict: 5/10
Lame storyline. Apparently breakdancing and Drunken fist originated from a beggar.
Okay a pretty damn pro beggar who can punch your lights out.

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Somebody is willing to be my guinea pig for this combo ^^
And I owe that guinea pig a drink :(
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Pretty glad Ms Moey cancelled ragging week.
Apparently we are disorientated enough from this orientation programme.
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Angpaus get less and less each year. Bro and cousins,and friends too, for that matter, faster get married so my annual income doesn't decline anymore

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Tahun Baru Cina

Chinese New year is here!!!!!
Angpaus!!!

AWESOMEEEE

Bro is reaching KLIA tomorrow night!!!!!
with jars of OZ abalone-flavored macadamia nuts!!!!

AWESOMEEEE

New year feasts and dinners!!!
Arrowhead chips and crackers!!!

AWESOMEEEE

Sh!t load of maths homework!!

awesome
awesome
awesome
awesome
AWESOMEEE
Literally this much.
Except its in the form of papers and textbooks.

This time of year, I swear I will learn how to play poker and blackjack properly

I SWEAR


YOU HEARD ME


facebook's new layout sucks


Every action has an opposite reaction.

I took action today.

and I'm waiting for the reaction.

Or maybe Newton's wrong.




Wednesday, February 3, 2010

'farnee sinyee xD' sequel

Was browsing through my phone's image folder
(yes i know its no big deal but its a big deal when you've got a phone that takes 30secs to open a folder and apparently i don't do it often)

And look what I found
"Yo dawg check out mah skills"

Yeah lah very yeng lah :D
Guess who!
Bet yall noobs got pwnd :P



Sekhoong ponteng-ed yesterday
Constipated real bad.
Until his haemorrhoid bursted.
Too much blood.
Went hospital.
Nothing serious.

Quote of the day:

"I thought the leech followed me home and bit my ass" - SekHoong









Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Camp Teh Bomb

Yo world i know yall missed me
here's your weekly dose of awesome

Guess how I spent my weekends?

!!CAMPING!!

with a bunch of not-so-civilised people

A fine example caught on tape:
(BEWARE: Extreme vulgarity and mild gore. Viewer discretion is advised)
SekHoong VS Leech

What's more awesome than finding a leech sucking blood near your groin in shower after activities?

What's more hilarious than a scenario of 4 guys helping out ONE girl during stream trotting?

What's better than gangbanging your lecturers with pails of water and waterballoons,execution-style?

Simply amazing





Now I just wished I had bought a weatherproof,shockproof,waterproof,fireproof,thunderproof,camwhoreproof Olympus
instead of my useless Sony T200
Just for camps.