All the Epiphanies and Epicfails in Life

THEE update

2010-04-03T09:27:00.000-07:00

Due to popular demand, I shall now update my blog.

The update: I won't be updating until internal exams are over :D

MANu LOST

FUUUUUUUUUUU

Arsenal back in title race

FUUUUUUUUUUU

I haven't started my revision yet

FUUUUUUUUUUU

I suck at impromptu speeches

Apparently I can't write nicely with a mouse/laptop touchpad

K fine. I admit my handwriting has never been good anyway.

Joke of the day:

A man comes home and shouts 'Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!

Wife: 'OMG Where are we going?'

Man: 'No where, get the **** out bitch!'

R.I.P.

2010-03-25T06:11:00.000-07:00

My phone officially died on the 24th of March 2010

Cause of death: Mom/housekeeper knocked it off the table for the umpteenth time

Could fix it back but just wouldn't start anymore. As you see the screen is lit but it won't load.

I still remember how I got this phone. In form1/form2, my LG(my first color phone) was confiscated by Mr Naresh during spotcheck. Andrew's color Nokia also kena.

Somehow I survived mom's lecture and spanking, Dad got me this. I still clearly remember its RM180( yeah i know now you can get one with radio and mp3 and laser and missiles...etc)

Coincidently just a month later Mr Peter was retiring. He requested me and Andrew to 'donate' RM50 to the school's new building fund and in return we get back our phones. Wtf.

So that's how I got two phones and two numbers. Hehe.

May your soul rest in peace. You'll be dearly missed because i'm not sending you for repairs.

p.s. i'll still be using my DIGI

stayover

2010-03-21T07:46:00.000-07:00

awesome stayover was awesome.

Most lifeless thing i did this year. Credits to Brian :)

The drama queen

Close the damn blinds

Carrying out Chee's theory which states that a vehicle will bounce off-track under the condition of 4 retards pressing on the bumper and letting go simultaneously.

Apparently Weijian wasn't too happy coz the vehicle belongs to him.

We thought the bumper shifted a lil :X

The Husky that rapes guys. And drools.

'Cooool'

I learnt poker, finally. Anyone up for a challenge?

The balcony of stones.

awesome people are awesome.

!!!WE NEED MORE!!!

p.s. never drink wine when you're thirsty.

lalala

2010-03-18T14:48:00.000-07:00

5.46am

Doing maths homework.

how cool is that?

as cool as this

YOYOYO

2010-03-12T07:49:00.000-08:00

Sup' world? It's been way too long since my last post.

First things first, you might have wondered where's that 'Choon-online' msn status gone for 5 consecutive days.

1. Connectivity

Apparently, I couldn't find any Wifi hotspot or dial-up anywhere in a country with one of the top 10

fastest broadbands.

My auntie's house' wifi was screwed up. Can connect but can't access the net at all

For the entire week of stay I found 0 cybercafe and 1 Starbucks.

On the 2nd last day, one kind-hearted promoter in PCCW outlet in TsimTsaTsui gave me 10mins free internet access.

That's how sad it is.

2. Geographical Knowledge

Me: I'm from Kuala Lumpur

Promoter at ToughJeans: Ohh I see. Singapore must be a nice place.

Me: Er no Im from Kuala Lumpur.

Promoter: What's the difference?

3. Geographical Area

I bumped into mom and dad separately. That's how small Hongkong is.

Mom in neighbourhood. Dad on the train. Train. Imagine bumping into YOUR dad on the LRT.

Oh and Ekin Cheng and his girlfriend in the airport.

No I didn't take this.

Random fact: I thought I came across less than a handful of Hongkies taller than me. Srsly.

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SPM results...well...let's just say it was..satisfactory?

Except for the fact that I screwed up my Cina and BM.

If only I followed school's regulation(speak BM on Tues and Thurs) I THINK I could have done better?

LOL nvm.

And Sejarah A+...For you Mr Ganes. You made pigs fly =)

Just a wonder,

WHY THE HECK WERE WE MADE TO DO EST WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN COUNTED AS AN INDIVIDUAL SUBJECT?????

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I might as well have taken Seni Visual or Arabic instead.

~sorry sorry sorry sorry nigga nigga nigga nigga~

2010-02-18T07:14:00.000-08:00

Watched 3 movies in 4 days.

Achievement unlocked.

Ok i know its no big deal.

Nvm.

Verdict: 8/10

coz i simply love parodies.

In cantonese somemore. Its a first.

Verdict: 5/10

Lame storyline. Apparently breakdancing and Drunken fist originated from a beggar.

Okay a pretty damn pro beggar who can punch your lights out.

Somebody is willing to be my guinea pig for this combo ^^

And I owe that guinea pig a drink :(

Pretty glad Ms Moey cancelled ragging week.

Apparently we are ~~dis~~orientated enough from this orientation programme.

Angpaus get less and less each year. Bro and cousins,and friends too, for that matter, faster get married so my annual income doesn't decline anymore

Tahun Baru Cina

2010-02-11T05:27:00.000-08:00

Chinese New year is here!!!!!

Angpaus!!!

AWESOMEEEE

Bro is reaching KLIA tomorrow night!!!!!

with jars of OZ abalone-flavored macadamia nuts!!!!

AWESOMEEEE

New year feasts and dinners!!!

Arrowhead chips and crackers!!!

AWESOMEEEE

Sh!t load of maths homework!!

awesome

AWESOMEEE

Literally this much.

Except its in the form of papers and textbooks.

This time of year, I swear I will learn how to play poker and blackjack properly

I SWEAR

YOU HEARD ME

facebook's new layout sucks

Every action has an opposite reaction.

I took action today.

and I'm waiting for the reaction.

Or maybe Newton's wrong.

'farnee sinyee xD' sequel

2010-02-03T03:41:00.000-08:00

Was browsing through my phone's image folder

(yes i know its no big deal but its a big deal when you've got a phone that takes 30secs to open a folder and apparently i don't do it often)

And look what I found

"Yo dawg check out mah skills"

Yeah lah very yeng lah :D

Guess who!

Bet yall noobs got pwnd :P

Sekhoong ponteng-ed yesterday

Constipated real bad.

Until his haemorrhoid bursted.

Too much blood.

Went hospital.

Nothing serious.

Quote of the day:

"I thought the leech followed me home and bit my ass" - SekHoong

Camp Teh Bomb

2010-02-02T07:07:00.000-08:00

Yo world i know yall missed me

here's your weekly dose of awesome

Guess how I spent my weekends?

!!CAMPING!!

with a bunch of not-so-civilised people

A fine example caught on tape:

(BEWARE: Extreme vulgarity and mild gore. Viewer discretion is advised)

SekHoong VS Leech

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=308737124953&ref=nf

What's more awesome than finding a leech sucking blood near your groin in shower after activities?

What's more hilarious than a scenario of 4 guys helping out ONE girl during stream trotting?

What's better than gangbanging your lecturers with pails of water and waterballoons,execution-style?

Simply amazing

Now I just wished I had bought a weatherproof,shockproof,waterproof,fireproof,thunderproof,camwhoreproof Olympus

instead of my useless Sony T200

Just for camps.

Jian all the Wei

2010-01-24T08:08:00.000-08:00

CNY is coming soon. To all ladies and gentlemen, fat and skinny, living and non-living organism,

I hereby beg of you to do just one thing before you go gamble all your angpau money away and emo at a corner,

Vote for Jian!

How to do that?

For Taylorians:

1. Take voting slip
2. Vote Jian
3. Insert ballot into appropriate box.

4. Congratulations! You have now made the right choice =)

For non-Taylorians:

1.) Proceed to your current institution's admin office

2.) Cancel your education course

3.) Head over to Taylor Hartamas

4.) Sign up for any desired course

5.) Repeat steps 1-3 under 'For Taylorians'

6.) Congratulations! You have now done the wrong thing but still made the right choice =)

Not this

But this :)

p.s. sorry for my lack of photoshop skills. you just wait. one day i'll create magnificent photos =)

farnee sinyee xD

2010-01-19T08:53:00.000-08:00

This made my day :D

holymoly

2010-01-19T04:55:00.000-08:00

Dad came home with shocking news.

my step-grandmother got scammed

she was walking on the streets of Imbi. near my dad's office.

2 ladies, 1 tall 1 short( according to the shopkeeper whom is a friend of my dad) approached her and talked to her. nothing suspicious apparently.

then, she went to the bank.

Luckily, somehow, my aunt was withdrawing money there. Saw her.

grandma told her she wanna withdraw RM80000. But its too large a sum so in the end the bank produced RM8000.

Aunt informed my uncle immediately.

Somehow, grandma slipped away.

Uncle was on the way to fetch her and attempted to catch the scammers red-handed.

But failed.

Grandma walked back to office empty-handed.

Sat there and stone.

Kept saying she needed to go home to get jewelries and stuff. As though she got hypnotized.

Uncle sent her home.

Aunties looked after her until 4pm, she awakened.

Couldn't recall what she did the whole morning.

Black magic? Hypnosis? I don't know.

God bless this place.

All the little things

2010-01-13T11:40:00.000-08:00

#07

Although it arrived a little late, it sure did drive away my nausea

Thx :)

Not so bad afterall

2010-01-12T05:44:00.000-08:00

Had McEgg for breakfast this morning. Last minute thing coz bread expired and all those mushrooms start growing on it.

Speaking of expiring, does cheese expire too? It so happens that I found blue stuff all over my century-old pack of shredded cheddar. I thought cheese is already expired in the first place?

I think I might need a GPS very soon. My sense of direction isn't exactly top-notch and Malaysian road signs ain't helping much either.

It's glad to know my class ain't the only class that has a screwed up timetable. Sorry jian but I can't resist. Cheers :D

Apparently my friends who went Taylor's Hartamas met hell alot of people. In fact my friend met my friends. How cool is that :) Friends meeting friends makes the world go round.

Can't wait for orientation camp and ball.

I'm beginning to feel sick of getting stuck in a room overflowing with testosterones( i'm talking about 34 guys to 6 girls ratio) with endless piles of maths questions.

I NEED TO TAKE A BREATHER

T.G.I. Friday

2010-01-09T06:59:00.000-08:00

I've never enjoyed shooting zombies so much in a long long time. Blood and fleshy bits splashing upon my LCD monitor...spanking them with a frying pan or electric guitar..naisssss.

Yes. Zombies. They're cool.

Scenario #1 :

Cool guy: Get a life, you lifeless zombie

Cool zombie: How?

Scenario #2:

Cinapet: Monkey brains so tasty

Zombie: Brains.......I want brains..........

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

Went for my 4th driving session today. If only I had 3 legs or simply an auto car for driving test, life would be so much easier.

Why would I need 3 legs you may wonder? Well, apparently you need your left hand to control the handbrake as you can't hit all gas,brake and clutch at the same time.

And you may wonder why I am being so fussy about using my left hand all the time for handbrakes? There are 3 reasons:

1.)I can't sms as my right hand is on the steering wheel.

2.)I can't wave at my friend if I happen to pass by them on the streets.

3.)I can't point my middle finger at the bastard who overtakes my car.

Saw this on my way back home from driving.

I shall let you guess what car this ~~was~~ is and post your answers on my cbox :)

Both drivers were sent to hospital. This car's driver should be fine since there's airbag. It hit the side of the van. Not so sure about the van's driver.

Moral of this incident:

Don't speed or drive absent-mindedly no matter

how sucky your college life is,

how much maths homework you have,

how badly Lakers got thrashed by Cavs,

how few readers visit my blog

methodist schools.. 2 OF A KIND ZOMGWTF

2010-01-06T02:17:00.000-08:00

Its been a few days since I last posted...been busy reading through all my textbooks.

Ok the 2nd statement was a lie. School orientation started 2 days ago..and quick enough the big question was asked.

To use jacksparrow version textbooks OR brand new books?

Apparently I have 16 books altogether, 12 Maths books that cost RM65 each and 4 Science books at RM80 each. Great. I could've gotten myself an iPod Touch 32GB with that $$$.

Twelve

Twelve MATHS BOOKS T%$#^%$&$%&%$&%$&(Sorry but censorship will be upheld on this blog wherever possible and dependent on mood :)

And the answer to the question? I've gotta buy all new maths books since our beloved maths lecturer is against jacksparrow.

Bloody hell I would make her eat all her pirated DVDs if I ever get a chance to ransack her house.

Anyway, let's go on about what we did on our 1st lecture day.

First Period: FurtherMaths

First atomic bomb of the day has been deployed. Basically homework will be given daily and due on the NEXT day, no exceptions nor excuses. Yay MsTeng+MsLeong combo is just BOMBastic.

Next: 4Hours of break

Mel,Cal,me,Joey and gang went to Pav by monorail (hehe jealous not). By the time we reached there, we were kinda surprised at why the shops are still closed. Somehow, nobody bothered to look at the time and figure BEFORE we walked all the way there. Its 8.45am. Earliest movie at 11.15am. So we bought coffee and walked all the way back to school and stone. Another awesome ordeal.

Next: Maths

We started off with Mechanics1. Motion on straight line. Except its x10 easier than addmaths and kinda equivalent to physics 2nd chapter. 10+ ques were done in class and another 10+ were given as homework. SUxxxxxxxx an hour of lifeless calculator spamming

Last: Chemistry

The lecturer speaks REALLY fast but with pauses in between words. Like bad constipation in which you take some time to force a HUGE roll of crap out. Those pauses are extremely useful for us to interpret what he just excreted. At least I learnt something today though. Not bad.

That's about it. Gotta get back to my maths homework. Ciao world

New Year

2010-01-01T08:42:00.000-08:00

Hey world!!!! Well its 2010 peeps. A new year and decade dictate a new, soon-to-be awesome blog like this.

Apart from THAT awesomeness, this brand new year means so much more. It marks the end of high school life, the end of the TwinkleTots' chaotic reign of retardation, the end of listening to MdmMathews' 'inspiring speeches'(according to our school capt. Russell) and a whole lot of friends whom I won't be seeing anytime soon(except for those going to MCKL. Rats.) Gonna miss and cherish all those moments.

Naturally, college starts on the 4th of Jan. Doubt I'd have much of a 'college' life there since judging from every visible aspect, MCKL resembles a military school. Good or bad, you decide. Will be there for 1.5 years then I'm off. Who cares. Hope I can get through 1.5 years of mamak/OldTown food.

Ahhh yes, did I mention MCKL's new building which is due to complete around this time of year? Genuinely hope it doesn't fail epicly like WMS' did.

Gotta sign off. Again here wishing all dudes and dudettes a great year ahead. :)

p.s. nope jiayeei i'm not posting any lame jokes here. Not now, at least :)